“However, we decided it was in the best interest of our family to hand power back over to the Clintons. Frankly, we’ve taken a beating over the last few years, and it’s time for a break.”
The Clintons seemed happy to be chosen again by the ruling monarchy. “We know America is a ‘democracy’. But we also know they haven’t ‘elected’ anyone from outside our two families for the last two decades,” former president Clinton said.
“What’s more, we know that the American people absolutely hate Hillary. But that’s completely irrelevant. History has clearly proven one thing: that the American people will vote for anyone, despite their lack of likeability, capability, experience, or accomplishments, as long as they have the right name. So Hillary and I have already picked out our separate bedrooms at the White House.”
Hugo Bradley of The American Institute For Democracy, a voter advocacy group committed to encouraging every qualified American to vote, seemed complacent with the Bushes’ decision, “Sure, I’d love to have a true democracy where any candidate could win regardless of their name. But what can I do to change that? My last name’s not Clinton or Bush.”
Therefore, Bradley and his organization are content with the move, “By alternating families we will give the illusion to the rest of the world that we are a democracy. And of course we still encourage every American to get out and vote in ‘08. It’s a given that they will vote for Hillary. So frankly, I really don’t care.”
Obviously, neither does the rest of America.
Bush Dynasty Agrees To Cede Power Back To Clintons
Former presidents Bush and Clinton had a meeting last week to unilaterally decide the fate of America and the world.
By MATTHEW MONROE
WASHINGTON, D.C.—It was agreed Tuesday evening in a meeting between George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton that the Bush family would cede the presidency back to the Clinton family after George W. Bush’s reign in office is officially over in 2009.
The Bush family admitted they could go on ruling the country for several more years, “We have Jeb ready to go. And we thought about running W again,” said the father Bush. “We know that would be illegal, but who’s going to stop us? The American people?
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