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Thanks to David Beckham, more Americans are cognizant of the fact that they are thoroughly bored and disgusted by the world’s most popular sport.
By Joseph Pack
LOS ANGELES—A recent study conducted by the American Institute of Soccer has proven that David Beckham has indeed had a major impact on American soccer.  The study concluded approximately 60% of Americans are significantly more aware now of their hate for soccer than they were before the English star’s arrival.

Dr. John T. Mason conducted the study, “We based our results on three major areas of study: MLS stadium attendance, telephone polling, and average annual usage of the term ‘soccer fag’.  And the results were clear: as a result of David Beckham’s arrival, more Americans are cognizant of their inherent antipathy for the ridiculous...(read full article)
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