Commentators claim Alford’s game was “too team-oriented” to flourish in the NBA.
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The Slow White Hall of Fame
The “sure-handed” Madsen plays with "reckless abandon", always “gives 110%”, and “really knows how to set a screen”.
The knee pads say it all.
Steve Alford
Mark "Mad Dog" Madsen
Brian Cardinal
Steve Kerr
Craig Ehlo
Jack Sikma
Commentators often praised Kerr’s “soft touch” and "heady play".  Here he is seen taking his “business-like approach” to the next level.
Unfortunately this wasn’t even close to the most embarrassing moment the “hard-nosed, hard-working” Ehlo suffered at the hands of Michael Jordan.
Nothing quite says “scrappiness” and “high basketball IQ” like a curly head of hair and an 18 inch vertical.
This kid has it all: “heart”, “hustle”, “a great attitude”, and no more than a 3 year career in the NBA.
Tyler Hansbrough
The only player ever inducted three times.  Nothing screams “team player” as loudly as one knee brace, two wrist bands, and a 4.0 career scoring average.
Mustacheod players often possess “veteran moves” and “know all the tricks”.
Seriously, this guy was an NBA player?!
Triple-Inductee Paul Mokeski
The Flat Top Wing
Chris Mullin
Greg Ostertag
Eric Montross
Original Dream Teamer Mullin (look it up) had “a great touch”, “a great feel for the game”, and "a great haircut”.
Playing for the ultimate franchise that “does things the right way”, he bridged the gap between the legendary Mark Eaton and the promising Mehmet Okur.
The double-zeroed Montross was rightly praised for “playing big” and “taking up lots of space in the paint”.
The Balding Wing
Danny Ferry
Eric Piatkowski
Brian Cardinal (II)
The “reliable” Piatkowski has had a “long and consistent career” in the NBA.
Double-inductee Cardinal was "great at boxing out" and "always willing to put his body on the line for the good of the team".
Also a member of the largest wing of the Hall, the Duke Wing.
Honorary Inductees
Khalid El-Amin
David Stern
The Cast of Hoosiers
Certain anti-semitic announcers claim his game to be “too Jewish” for the NBA, but more evolved commentators cite his “craftiness” and “natural ability with money” as his greatest player assets.
The release of the film "Hoosiers" deserves special mention for being the most significant event to inspire false hope in slow white players since the emergence of Larry Bird.
The 5’10” 200 lbs+ point guard “used his size to his advantage” and utilized his “deceptive speed” while leading UConn to a national title.
"Keep hope alive."
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