But sadly Brady’s relationship with the world’s top supermodel wasn’t completely fulfilling all his needs. He found himself mired in an endless cycle of trendy parties and horny supermodels taking him to all corners of the globe.
“One day I was in a New York penthouse with a SI swimsuit model. The next morning I woke up in a bed at a 5 star hotel in Barcelona with 5 naked Victoria’s Secret supermodels. It was really tough. Seeing those 5 girls all working together as a team to please me, all I could think about was my offensive line and how much it hurt not to have that fourth Super Bowl ring.”
But his depressing sexual conquests only got worse. In fact, nothing could have prepared him for what came next.
“One night I was drinking Krystal at one of P. Diddy’s parties and I got really hammered and I ended up sleeping with a model. Not a supermodel. Just a plain model. I was so ashamed. It was when I hit rock bottom.”
Recalling this painful memory was difficult for Brady and he began to break down:
“I don’t think people realize how hard it is to have the best coach in the league and a defense that completely carries you. Basically I’m asked to have one good drive a game: the last drive. It’s a lot of pressure. If I don’t produce then, I let the whole team down. I’m sorry. It’s just tough…
“Without football, without winning, I have nothing. All I have to fall back on are my millions of dollars, my impossible good looks, my revolving door of supermodel girlfriends, my three Super Bowl rings, and my loving family. Don’t even get me started on my stupid family.”
After Brady took a moment to compose himself, he revealed the love he has received from his family has been a tremendous burden on him during his time of need:
“The worst part of this all has been the support I’ve received from my family. I have a great relationship with my parents and my entire family and they’ve stuck by me through all this. I just feel so suffocated by all their love and support. Frankly, their kindness sickens me.
“And as if my family wasn’t enough, now it seems I’m going to have a family of my own, a son. Watching him take his first steps, little league, teaching him about football and about life. It’s disgusting. Sometimes I ask God why he’s cursed me so.”
However, as bad as all this has been for Brady, he knows that come next football season it’s only going to get worse, “Once the season starts I’ll have to play the game that I love every day. And they’ll pay me millions of dollars and thousands of fans will come to cheer and adore me. It’s all just so miserable.”
Indeed. It seems that when you are Tom Brady the misery never ends.
Tom Brady’s Off Season Nightmare: Supermodels, Parties & Millions of Dollars
A visibly depressed Brady is spotted with supermodel Gisele Bunchen outside a swank Manhattan night club obsessing over losing the AFC championship game.
By MATTHEW MONROE
BOSTON—Last January the New England Patriots were beaten by the Indianapolis Colts in the AFC Championship game. The defeat was a blow to the entire Patriots organization but was particularly crushing for quarterback Tom Brady.
BOSTON—Last January the New England Patriots were beaten by the Indianapolis Colts in the AFC Championship game. The defeat was a blow to the entire Patriots organization but was particularly crushing for quarterback Tom Brady.
Since losing the game, the star quarterback and noted pretty boy has had to endure a miserable off season of endless parties, supermodels, actresses, vacations, and million dollar spending sprees.
“I’m not going to lie to you,” began Brady. “It’s been tough. Just last week I was having dinner with Gisele in Paris. You know my girlfriend, Gisele Bunchen: the Brazilian supermodel. Anyway, we ate our 12 course 5 star meal and then afterwards they actually brought us a bill. They made us pay for the meal! Of course, I could afford it. I mean, I have millions, but still.”
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March 29, 2007
